Jonathan Lewis

Rat Dog

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Lyrics

Puppies are precious
Kittens are cute
Ponies for pets
For me and for you

Pigeons and sparrows
On the tree tops
Please girlfriend choose one of them
But get rid of your dang rat dog

It’s neither dog nor rat it looks more like a cat
But it’s twice as evil and cruel
And I just know that it hates me
And it knows I hate it too

All your girlfriends they love it snuggle and hug it
It’s a game sick twisted and cruel
And I just know it’s laughing at me
Playing me for a freaking fool

It’s a natural injustice a mixing of substance
An experiment gone horribly bad
A masculine dog a minuscule rat
It’s enough to make a grown man mad

It’s a pathetic existence like a cockroach for instance
But at least cockroaches have purpose
But that dang rat dog barks all day long
Then runs to you like it’s so innocent

But it’s neither dog nor rat it looks more like a cat
But it’s twice as evil and cruel
And I just know that it hates me
And it knows I hate it too

All your girlfriends they love it snuggle and hug it
It’s a game sick twisted and cruel
And I just know it’s laughing at me
Playing me for a freaking fool

And it barks at the car at the door at the wall
At the fan, TV at the toy in the hall
And it’s always my fault and to make things worse
You make me take it for long walks
And it’s embarassing cause I’m a big man and it’s a small dog
And everybody knows

No no no no no more no
No no no no more no rat dogs

Fell From Heaven by Jonathan Lewis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.