Politically Correct

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Jonathan Lewis

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Lyrics
The Fall Feast is over now it’s Festival of Winter
When we buy gifts for people so I’m shopping for my sister
When I walked out the door and some bigot in a red suit said

“Well Merry Christmas”
“Excuse me. I think you mean Happy Holidays. Don’t you know who I am?”

I’m atheist a Muslim I keep the babies comin’ single parent with a disability
Did I forget to mention I’m a feminist lesbian who happens to be minority
Don’t tell me if my life is a wreck
We’re all living politically correct

Just me and my partner eating popcorn at the movie
Watching Inconvenient Truth cause Al Gore is green and groovy
When the movie was over some bigot in the front row said

“Dude. That movie was retarded.”
“Excuse me. My mother’s half brother’s cousin-in-law is mentally challenged. Don’t you know who I am?”

I’m atheist a Muslim I keep the babies comin’ single parent with a disability
Did I forget to mention I’m a feminist lesbian who happens to be minority
Don’t tell me if my life is a wreck
We’re all living politically correct

I’m a frog, no Amphibian American
I am fat, no you’re an American
I am bald, no you’re comb-free
I’m politically correct, no you’re offending me

I’m atheist a Muslim I keep the babies comin’ single parent with a disability
Did I forget to mention I’m a feminist lesbian who happens to be minority
Don’t tell me if my life is a wreck
Be careful cause a white man writes your check
The oversensitive is who we must protect
Fascist Nazi’s are what is coming next