Poligamize Me

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Lyrics
I was a lonely man sitting on the can one day
When I looked up I heard a voice say
It said “ask for anything and it will be done
But you better think hard cause you only get one”
So I thought real hard and I took my time
But only one thing kept coming to mind

I said “oh Lord
I got no kids
I got no wives
Oh Lord please
Poligamize me

Dip dip doodle diddle doodly dee
I need ten wives for my family tree
I’d be much obliged if it could be
Oh Lord please poligamize me

I need one for the kitchen and two to clean
Three to make money and four for me
I’d be much obliged if it could be
Oh Lord please poligamize me
Oh Lord please poligamize me”

So I got off the can and I went downstairs
Saw a woman in the kitchen just cookin’ down there
Then I went to the living room
Saw a woman with a vacuum and a woman with a broom

Then the phone rang on the wall
It was three women workin’ who decided to call
I heard a noise in my room so I went to see
Four women just waitin’ for me

Dip dip doodle diddle doodly dee
I need ten wives for my family tree
I’d be much obliged if it could be
Oh Lord please poligamize me

I need one for the kitchen and two to clean
Three to make money and four for me
I’d be much obliged if it could be
Oh Lord please poligamize me
Oh Lord please poligamize me

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My name's Jonathan Lewis and I write and record music. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's really funny. Please email me for all music collaboration inquiries.