Jonathan Lewis

Hermin

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Lyrics

This is a song about a boy
Or should I say about a girl
It’s hard to comprehend but Hermin’s friends
Say he’s got the best of both worlds

It’s crazy I know
Like a Barbie that’s part G.I. Joe
But there’s nothing to fear
Just slight confusion when he looks in the mirror

He’s Hermin the hermaphrodite
He’s a her and a man yeah you heard that right
He’s a beginning and an end with a permanent friend
He’s a complicated man woman he she him her place or thing
Whatever you want to call it

As a kid they made fun of him
For playing guns while wearing a dress
And as a young adult the girls would call
But he’d just say he’s dating someone else

What they didn’t know was he was dating
Himself
Who can blame him for getting two times the fun
For the price of one

He’s Hermin the hermaphrodite
He puts the “wo” in the “man” he puts the day in the night
He’s a stud he’s a babe he’s a yin and a yang
And you bet he is confused you would be too if you could populate
The world with one instead of too

Hermin you’re the man-woman for me
Hermin I respect any man who can squat or stand
When they pee

He’s Hermin the hermaphrodite
He’s a her and a man yeah you heard that right
He’s a beginning and an end with a permanent friend
He’s a complicated man woman he she him her place or thing
Whatever you want to call it

Fell From Heaven by Jonathan Lewis is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 United States License.