Jonathan Lewis

Diana

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Lyrics

I met this girl wild crazy

She rocked my world and set me free

I loved her, she loved me

We were as happy as happy can be

But then one day I intercepted a letter

From a man who said he loved her better

They took the dog and flew to Havana

And left me with memories of Diana

Diana, Die Die Die Die Die Diana

You make me hurl I hope you curl up and Die

While in Havana they drained my account

They called my mother and cussed her out

They got on my Myspace account and changed my preference to gay

I got a friend request from sexybob317 today

Diana, Die Die Die Die Die Diana

You tick me off I hope you cough blood and

Diana, why won’t you choke on a banana

Fall down some stairs I don’t care get mauled by bears just

Diana, put on your flammable pajamas

Blow dry your hair in the shower eat a Twinkie every hour just Die

She calls me up from the Motel 8

She wants to know “is it far to late”

I say “no can you be here in five

I just so happened to be baking your favorite pie”

“Blueberry”

She knocks at the door, I let her in

She wants to know “what’s with your funny grin”

Then she asks “what’s that chemical smell”

I say “nothing I just cleaned the house well”

“Here, have some pie”

The pie goes up, the pie goes in

The pie goes down with an awkward grin

I say “here, have another bite

I made it special for this special night”

“What’s the matter”

Diana, did you not like my pie Diana

It’s not you, it’s me

We’re just not meant to be

When I say “we” I mean “you” are just not meant to be

Diana”