Jonathan Lewis

BFF

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Lyrics
My girlfriend is so mad because I have a new friend
Because we hang out every week night even on the weekends
She said “he’s hurting our relationship you’ve got to ditch him”
I said “I would if I could but I don’t think you understand”
This friendship’s made to last

Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
I don’t care what she says, I know you are the best
Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
She may say never, but you’re my best friend forever BFF

Hemorrhoid you’re my boy, I know you’re my bro
Because I always feel you there wherever I go
Blood in my stool, itch in my crack
I know that we’re best friend’s because you’ve always got my back

Whenever I’m hurtin’ I know you’re my bud
Because we fill the tub with water and we soak in the suds
Just me and you, you’re one of the guys
Cause no one else is allowed between my thighs

Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
There ain’t no other, You’re my blood brother
Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
She may say never, but you’re my best friend forever BFF

And I’ll miss you, I’ll miss you
When the doctor, comes to kill you
Man hand you, rubber band you
Then I poo, and flush you
And it hurts me so but no one can see
That when I lose you it’s like losing part of me

Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
There ain’t no other, You’re my blood brother
Hemorrhoid, You’re my boy
She may say never, but you’re my best friend forever BFF