Adam and Steve

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Lyrics

If God made Adam and Steve
The world would be feminine free
We’d never suffer through another mood swing
If God made Adam and Steve

-No more outlet malls
no more hair salons
It’s a world of simplicity
No tampon industry

There’d be no more wars
We wouldn’t fight over chicks
The world would be filled with thousands of dudes
We could walk around nude
No salad at fast food

-If God made Adam and Steve
There’d be no caves but too many trees
There’d be no soil but too much seed
If God made Adam and Steve

No more metrosexual
No more body shaving bull
Bank accounts across the world would be full
No more buying useless crap

-No such thing as beer light
Scratch wherever you like
Female sports would be out of sight
Not that anyone would mind

If God made Adam and Steve
We wouldn’t of needed the leaves
And we would not need any shrinks
If God made Adam and Steve

-And you can kiss goodbye
Barbie tea party
Most bros don’t need bras

Boy bands are in the can
Jean Claude Van Dam
Now the highest paid actor of all
Followed by Steve Seagal

If God made Adam and Steve

If God really made Adam and Steve
Adam would’ve been like Steve don’t eat from that tree
And Steve would have been like I agree with thee
And we would all live in harmony

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My name's Jonathan Lewis and I write and record music. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's really funny. Please email me for all music collaboration inquiries.