Archive for July, 2009
Hat Malfunction
Remember that old story about the guy with his hand stuck in a pickle jar? If he would’ve just let go of the pickle, he could have freed his hand. I guess looking super cool is better than a little bit of shade for this guy. I’m sure he’s a nice person.
Best Fight Scene of All Time
If you saw yesterday’s post then you might have been thinking what I was thinking. There is absolutely no way that a worst fight scene exists. Well, we were absolutely wrong.
Worst Fight Scene Ever
If you haven’t seen the new Star Trek movie yet, stop reading this post. Turn off your computer. Grab the keys. Tell your kids you’ll be right back. Swing by Albertson’s for a few concealable snacks. And watch it. It’s fantastic.
Its fore bearer, however, wasn’t quite as magnificent. In fact, as this fight scene proves, it was downright embarrassing. Feel free to laugh…or cry your way through this clip.
Moto-Nueral Demyelination Sufferer Speaks Out
This is Gene Simpkins. Every day is a struggle for Gene, because he is one of only a handful of people in the world suffering from Moto-Nueral Demyelination. Otherwise known as Duke Nukem’s Disease. (kotaku.com)
United Breaks Guitars
As this youtube hit demonstrates, it’s much harder for companies to promise great service then deliver bad attitudes and shut doors. United Airlines must have really messed with this guy for him to go through all of this trouble. Way to go internet! Another example of the interweb tirelessly fighting for truth and justice!
Disco Elevator
Life would be so much more interesting if we were able to let loose intermittently throughout the day. I for one would love to have a disco elevator at work. Dance your way to the office. Dance to the meeting. Dance your way home. Heaven.
Schfifty Five
Sometimes just being weird is enough. Somehow I wonder if some youtube stars have anything but wierd going for them. In any case, this is pretty funny… and wierd.
He’s Barak Obama
While you’re grilling brats and firing works this 4th of July why not just play this awesome track in the background and salute the flag. Happy Birthday America!
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